Linda Needs ........

This is so cool, saw it on Totty's blog. You enter "(your name) needs" into a Google search box, and then list the first five results. Only the first three made any sense really ......... this is what they said:

1. Re: Linda Needs Mental Help. At one point I offered to smack her! ... Re: Linda Needs Mental Help. I just came across this site and I have to agree Linda is ...
2. Linda needs a new best friend. She had some kind of falling out with her old best friend. Something about a man. Maybe you heard about it. ...
3. 30 Oct 2005 ... To really thrive, Linda needs to be a part of a loving, ... Linda needs as much free space at the front of the platform as possible ...

Makes me sound quite sad doesn't it ????